In case you hadn't heard, the Ang Lee-directed film adaptation of Annie Proulx's gay cowboy short story Brokeback Mountain will be released Dec. 9, starring Heath Ledger and Jake Gyllenhall. Which logically leads to two questions:
1. Did Ang Lee take on the project before or after the publication of this Onion column?
2. Will Ledger and Gyllenhall be eating pudding?